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“Hey punk! Here’s a knuckle sandwich for ya!” you wailed as your fists landed on the face on one of the nasty looking punk. You whistled as he sailed towards his pickup truck, which made the rest of his chums gather around him. You retracted your sore fist and smirked, quite satisfied at what just happened.

“What the heck is just your problem you ass! Just what was that for?!” the guy with the broken nose yelled angrily at you. You just rolled your eyes and glared at him darkly. “Why, it’s just a little warning for you punks. I saw what you were doing to Feliks so I just thought that you guys should be taught not to pick on other people so here, I was sent to deal with you guys”

“You smarty-pants will pay to what you did to him!” one of the guys from behind cried as he charged towards you in a sneak attack but to his surprise he was instead thrown overhead. He landed on the grass with an aching side from the impact. You spat on the ground and glared at the boys who were now shivering. You cracked a smile and crunched your fists. “Now, is that clear? I believe I need not to demonstrate once more what should happen to you guys if you bully Feliks again…”

The guys nodded and ran away from the scene. And once you were sure that they were completely out of eyesight, you removed your male wig and let down your natural (h/l) (h/c) hair back in place. You then heard something rustle in the bushes and you snapped your head to see Feliks emerge from them.

“(Name), I, like totally saw what you did there! You were, like, much more awesome than any of those guys and they would be, like, put to shame! God, I was worried for you for awhile there that you would get battered by those goons” your Polish friend said. You then laughed loudly and clapped his back. “No worries my best friend, there’s no need to fear. I’m a taekwondo player so I am safe. And I have put an end to their bullying once and for all. Isn’t that nice?”

“Yes, it is nice (name). Anyways, let’s get out of here! I don’t want my best friend to be like, seen like this! How about I treat you for at the ice cream parlor downtown? It’s the best way to say thanks to a person like you” you nodded and hung your arm over his shoulders as the two of you walk towards the restrooms for you to get changed before heading out to your ice cream pig-out session courtesy of Feliks.

Request from :iconhetavocacore:! Sorry for the very late upload of this.
And yes, this is the first time that I ever wrote for Poland!
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SweetNothingsForYou Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Student Writer
I can't fit a wig over my hair :C

It's really long and bushy and curly and no. No wig.

Put I would still kick the arses of anyone who messes with Poland, if I could. I'd be too worried about getting in trouble.

Great story, by the way. I thought it was short, but sweet in a way. Aside from the ass-kickery. Nice job for your first time writing Poland.
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My mom tries to get me to be like a girl.. I tell her:
Remember: I'm my dads daughter, and my dad ain't no girl. Not my fault I hate girly stuff.
(I look enough like a boy, already. I recently got my hair cut, and I wear the right clothes, I easily pass... I even had a little girl call me a boy at Walmart...)
SweateredTriggerer Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
The same happened to me a while back
TheKittyHero Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
Poland,are you for real?! AIIISUUU!!! *runs to ice cream parlor* AISUAISUAISUUI!! *bounces up and starts picking ice cream flavors and toppings and shiz like that*
EmoVamp13 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
I've cream? HOLY FUCK TCBY'S?!!!
BipolarIsMe Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
I don't need to have any wig,my hair is already short like a guy... xD
Aequus-and-Vacuus Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
I dress like that anyway. And I probably wouldn't need a wig to look like a boy. I just need to style it less an bind my chest a little. My moms trying to get me to we're girls clothes but I'm not built for those clothes😞
EmoVamp13 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
My family always says I look like a guy the way I dress so I put on a girlish shirt and they were like what the heck are you wearing?
tsukipurinsesu Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student Writer
Ohh. Sounds you have got it tough.
EmoVamp13 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
Yeah. Oh well
TheMaskedQueen Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh, my mom says I dress like a guy. And walk like one. And I took Taekwondo once! :D
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
In 7th grade, some girls thought I was a guy. I can't pull it off now. XD
BloodSoakedBlackRose Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
when some people look at me, they think I'm a girl....:(
AkasunaYuki3 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Alot of people thought I was a guy in 8th grade... ._. Even a substitute.... .-. .......... XD I could pull off being a guy haha
Queenofspadesx2 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
You could use that to your advantage....
AkasunaYuki3 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Elaborate please
Skitty701 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I put a fedora on and BOOM I'm a guy...
SofiaWerewolf Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD There is no way I can be seen as a guy. I'm too short and my facial complexion is that of a little girl.
Fab-912 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Feliks and I are like totally BFF's XP
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